1. Don’t go where the shopping carts dart and cars park

2. I’m smaller than a breadbox, but a bit bigger than a golf ball

3. Am I in the 98632 or 98626? 

4: Watch out for balls, bats and maybe even a tennis racket

5: I didn’t realize that money smells so bad sometimes

6. I was NOT hit out of the park. You’ll find me inside the fence

7. Hurry up and find me! I don’t want to be here when that big sale is on!